Christmas From Both Ends

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:07+00:00 December 20th, 2016|Christmas Article, Uncategorized|

CHRISTMAS FROM BOTH ENDS So who would you invite? Two polar opposite groups received an official invitation to check out the birth of Jesus: shepherds and wise men. But why them? Shepherds were the working class poor and social outcasts. Wise men were rich rulers, well-known [...]

Dirty Shepherds

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:07+00:00 December 7th, 2016|Christmas Article, Uncategorized|

Shepherds had a dirty job. That’s because sheep are dirty. Therefore, so are the shepherds. Not only that, but shepherds had to live away from town, away from other people. Their job prevented them from attending religious services, social events or meetings. They weren’t respected or included. Their job made them virtual outcasts. [...]

What You Need the Most

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 17th, 2014|Christmas Article|

This past summer a waterline broke on my farm. Since I don’t know much about plumbing, I called a plumber. If I were good at plumbing then I wouldn’t have needed a plumber. Since I am not good at plumbing, I needed a plumber. You may not realize it, but I just described Christmas. If [...]

Holiday Diet Secrets

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 11th, 2014|Christmas Article|

  Little known diet secrets you need to know this time of year: 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. 3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count! 4. If you eat someone else's [...]

Why Jesus is Better Than Santa

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 11th, 2014|Christmas Article|

While the big guy up north may be cool, he is small time compared to the King of Kings. Consider the facts: • SANTA comes one day a year.
 JESUS is with you everyday all year long. • SANTA has a few little elves.
 JESUS has multitudes of strong angels. • SANTA is fat. [...]

How We Know Santa Was Once a Children’s Pastor

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 9th, 2014|Christmas Article|

OK, lets be honest. Santa Claus has a little bit too much in common with a children's pastor. Coincidence? I don't think so. It seems clear Santa use to be a Children's Pastor. Think about these similarities: 1. His office is hard to find. 2. He is fashion challenged. 3. He assumes any and all snacks he [...]

Can You Name These Christmas Carols?

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 9th, 2014|Christmas Article|

1. Bleached Yule 2. Seeds Grilling in a Conflagration 3. Righteous Evening 4. Far Off in a Feeder 5. Array the Corridor 6. Monarchial Triad 7. Nocturnal Quiet 8. Loyal Followers Advance 9. Small Male Percussionist 10. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors 11. Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless 12. Jehovah Deactivate [...]

Christmas Carols Answers

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 9th, 2014|Christmas Article|

View the Christmas Carols game without the answers 1. White Christmas - Bleached Yule 2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire or The Christmas Song - Seeds Grilling in a Conflagration 3. O Holy Night - Righteous Evening 4. Away in a Manger - Far Off in a Feeder 5. Deck the Halls - Array the Corridor 6. We Three Kings - Monarchial [...]

Christmas Trivia You Do NOT Know

By | 2017-03-07T18:11:20+00:00 December 9th, 2014|Christmas Article|

Here's Some Christmas Trivia You Do NOT Know From our team to yours...Merry Christmas! True or False According to data analyzed from Facebook posts, two weeks before Christmas is one of the two most popular times for couples to break up. TRUE. However, Christmas Day is the least favorite day for breakups. The abbreviation Xmas doesn’t [...]