How Many Church Staff Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

By |2018-04-03T12:50:38-04:00April 2nd, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin, Uncategorized|

How Many Church Staff Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? LEAD PASTOR: 0 He never does anything himself. ASSOCIATE PASTOR: unknown "Huh. What bulb?" STUDENT PASTOR: 22 1 to screw in the bulb and 21 student leaders to explain to the irate parents why the lights went out during the [...]

Kidmin Acronyms

By |2018-05-16T14:53:48-04:00March 7th, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin|

New Kidmin Acronyms Does your kidmin team know these new acronyms? MVDSUA: My Volunteers Didn’t Show Up Again. "Ugh. Another MVDSUA Sunday." INABB: I Need A Bigger Budget. "Dear Pastor, INABB." WITKTTSR: Where Is The Key To The Supply Room? “Fred, WITKTTSR?" IBCOY: Is Big Church Out Yet? "Hey, Betty! IBCOY?" PKOTL:  Pastor’s Kid On [...]

10 Things You Should Never Do to Lead a Child in Salvation

By |2019-02-11T14:23:04-04:00June 12th, 2017|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin|

Leading a child in salvation is an important and weighty task. We've gotta get it right. You might consider keeping these tips in your wallet or pocket to refresh on Sunday mornings. These mistakes should not be taken lightly. 10 Things You Should Never Do When Leading a Child In Salvation. You are about [...]

NEVER Say To A Kidmin Pastor…

By |2017-06-09T14:45:43-04:00May 14th, 2015|Humor/Lists|

Never say any of this stuff to a children's pastor. Just don't do it. Ever. Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday? When I was growing up in church we didn’t need to have fun. What do you do with all that money the board gives you? You’re disturbing the MAIN service. [...]