How Many Church Staff Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

By | 2018-04-03T12:50:38+00:00 April 2nd, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin, Uncategorized|

How Many Church Staff Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? LEAD PASTOR: 0 He never does anything himself. ASSOCIATE PASTOR: unknown "Huh. What bulb?" STUDENT PASTOR: 22 1 to screw in the bulb and 21 student leaders to explain to the irate parents why the lights went out during the [...]

Kidmin Acronyms

By | 2018-03-08T09:53:09+00:00 March 7th, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin|

New Kidmin Acronyms Does your kidmin team know these new acronyms? MVDSUA: My Volunteers Didn’t Show Up Again. "Ugh. Another MVDSUA Sunday." INABB: I Need A Bigger Budget. "Dear Pastor, INABB." WITKTTSR: Where Is The Key To The Supply Room? “Fred, WITKTTSR?" IBCOY: Is Big Church Out Yet? "Hey, Betty! IBCOY?" PKOTL:  Pastor’s Kid On [...]

NEVER Say To A Kidmin Pastor…

By | 2017-06-09T14:45:43+00:00 May 14th, 2015|Humor/Lists|

Never say any of this stuff to a children's pastor. Just don't do it. Ever. Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday? When I was growing up in church we didn’t need to have fun. What do you do with all that money the board gives you? You’re disturbing the MAIN service. [...]