World’s Worst Christmas Jokes
1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
2. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
4. Where can you find literature about Santa’s assistants?
In the Elf-help section.
5. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
6. How do snowmen travel around ?
7. What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
8. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells…