Christmas Jokes 2017-12-20T11:05:50+00:00
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World’s Worst Christmas Jokes

1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

2. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!

3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic.

4. Where can you find literature about Santa’s assistants?
In the Elf-help section.

5. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

6. How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle

7. What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
Ig-glue

8. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells…