Christmas Jokes2018-12-11T11:19:05+00:00
Christmas jokes

Share these World’s Worst Christmas Jokes with your kidmin team this season!

World’s Worst Christmas Jokes

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic

Where can you find literature about Santa’s assistants?
In the Elf-help section.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle

What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
Ig-glue

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells…

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
RUDE-olph

Christmas jokes

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