You may be a conference junkie if…

You Might Have Attended Too Many Conferences If You
1. Pass out a daily itinerary to your family
2. Insist on your spouse handing you an outline before you have a conversation
3. Make your kids wear name tags
4. Often introduce yourself to your family at dinner to those sitting around the table
and tell them where you are from
5. Fill out a weekly evaluation form on your spouse
6. Ask your family to put their contact information in a fish bowl
7. Explain household chores with a Power Point presentation
8. Enter your house and expect to be handed a welcome packet
9. Allow book publishers to sponsor your family meals
10. A lanyard is your go-to accessory
By |2018-02-19T14:38:04+00:00July 9th, 2017|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin|0 Comments

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