Fruitcake 2017-12-20T11:07:11+00:00

8 Uses for Fruitcake in Children’s Ministry

  • Prop up your wobbly puppet stage.
  • Use as doorstop so you don’t get locked out of the supply room (again).
  • Throw at choir director for stealing nursery workers.
  • Tie it to the resource room key.
  • Give as Christmas persents to parents of rowdy kids.
  • Erase your whiteboard.
  • Mount slices on wall as a colorful alternative to cork board.
  • Give as Christmas gift to Pastor’s secretary. (kidding) (sort of)