How Many Church Staff Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Church Staff Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

LEAD PASTOR: 0
He never does anything himself.

ASSOCIATE PASTOR: unknown
“Huh. What bulb?”

STUDENT PASTOR: 22
1 to screw in the bulb and 21 student leaders to explain to the irate parents why the lights went out during the teenage lock in.

FACILITIES MANAGER: 1
It was done last week during the early service.

MISSIONS DIRECTOR: 4
1 to change the bulb and 3 volunteers to raise the money so it doesn’t come out of the mission’s budget.

WORSHIP LEADER: 5
1 to change the bulb and 4 musicians to guard the stage so no sound equipment is disturbed.

CHILDREN’S PASTOR: 2
1 to screw in the bulb and 1 teacher to explain to the facilities manager how you got into the supply room without a key.

PASTOR’S SECRETARY: 1
…and she will do it when she is good and ready.

CHURCH ADMINISTRATOR: 0
There will be no new bulb purchases until all the proper forms have been filled out and the spending freeze has been lifted.

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