Kidmin Acronyms

By |2018-05-16T14:53:48-04:00March 7th, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin|

New Kidmin Acronyms Does your kidmin team know these new acronyms? MVDSUA: My Volunteers Didn’t Show Up Again. "Ugh. Another MVDSUA Sunday." INABB: I Need A Bigger Budget. "Dear Pastor, INABB." WITKTTSR: Where Is The Key To The Supply Room? “Fred, WITKTTSR?" IBCOY: Is Big Church Out Yet? "Hey, Betty! IBCOY?" PKOTL:  Pastor’s Kid On [...]

Why Children’s Ministry is Superior to All Other Ministries

By |2018-05-17T11:50:27-04:00March 1st, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, kidmin, Uncategorized|

6 Reasons Why Children's Ministry is Superior to All Other Ministries That's right, Children's Ministry is superior! By that I mean better/higher/cooler than all other ministries in the church. Don't even think about disagreeing with this. Yes, I know all ministry is important. but you heard me correctly. I stand boldly and say, [...]

You Know You’re the VBS Director When…

By |2019-03-27T11:14:33-04:00May 22nd, 2015|children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin, leadership, Ministry Articles, VBS|

VBS directors have the organizational skills of Marie Kondo, the work ethic of well...a children's pastor, creative minds like Bob Ross and a heart of gold. But look, even if you aren't the super human described above, that's how you look to us outsiders watching you pull off an awesome VBS every year. I [...]

NEVER Say To A Kidmin Pastor…

By |2017-06-09T14:45:43-04:00May 14th, 2015|Humor/Lists|

Never say any of this stuff to a children's pastor. Just don't do it. Ever. Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday? When I was growing up in church we didn’t need to have fun. What do you do with all that money the board gives you? You’re disturbing the MAIN service. [...]

Why Jesus is Better Than Santa

By |2019-01-31T13:39:35-04:00December 11th, 2014|Christmas Article|

While the big guy up north may be cool, he is small time compared to the King of Kings. Consider the facts: • SANTA comes one day a year.
 JESUS is with you everyday all year long. • SANTA has a few little elves.
 JESUS has multitudes of strong angels. • SANTA is fat. [...]

18 Simple Rules about Children’s Ministry

By |2017-03-07T18:11:20-04:00December 2nd, 2014|Ministry Articles|

Here are a few reasonable rules we think should be implemented in every children's ministry. 1. Any pastoral, staff or board decisions, requiring anything from the children’s ministry department and made without the presence of the Children’s Pastor, are rendered null and void. 2. The facilities/maintenance supervisor will not be permitted to give the Children’s [...]