How Many Church Staff Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? How Many Church Staff Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?LEAD PASTOR: 0 He never does anything himself. ASSOCIATE PASTOR: unknown “Huh. What bulb?” STUDENT PASTOR: 22 1 to screw in the bulb and 21 student leaders to explain to the irate parents why the lights went out during the teenage lock in. FACILITIES MANAGER: 1 It was done last week during the early service. MISSIONS DIRECTOR: 4 1 to change the bulb and 3 volunteers to raise the money so it doesn’t come out of the mission’s budget. WORSHIP LEADER: 5 1 to change the bulb and 4 musicians to guard the stage so no sound equipment is disturbed. CHILDREN’S PASTOR: 2 1 to screw in the bulb and 1 teacher to explain to the facilities manager how you got into the supply room without a key. PASTOR’S SECRETARY: 1 …and she will do it when she is good and ready. CHURCH ADMINISTRATOR: 0 There will be no new bulb purchases until all the proper forms have been filled out and the spending freeze has been lifted. Back to the Cold Water Cafe By Roger Fields|2018-04-03T12:50:38-05:00April 2nd, 2018|children's church, children's ministry, Humor/Lists, kidmin, Uncategorized|0 Comments Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! FacebookTwitterPinterestEmail Related Posts Leave A Comment Cancel reply Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.